LOL I am cooking for my famblee tonight. My mum has decided, in a strangely game show-esque way, that it is time for me to fulfil my destiny or something. So I've got to buy the ingredients and be MONEY CONSCIOUS and it's all doomed for failure. I can't even decide whether to do a spicy sausage pasta or Moroccan fish. FAILURE. DOOMED FOR ( Read more... )

I'm sorry, Chinese Olympics. You've worked so long and hard, but your opening ceremony JUST MADE ME LOL. It was 50% this shit is bananas (b-a-n-a-n-a-s), 50% imagining the faces of the UK Olympic Committee ( Read more... )